Paris Hilton's Spicy Cheeseburger Commercial

Commentary by Tim Horrigan, March 15, 2007 (revised May 7, 2007 & December 31, 2008 & May 9. 2011 & December 17, 2011)


Back in 2004, there was a silly controversy over Paris Hilton's rather spicy cheeseburger commercial for the California-based Carls Jr. chain. The commercial showed America's favorite bimbo in a bikini washing a Bentley while also eating a huge jalapeƱo cheesburger (and amazingly she fails to get the burger wet even as she gets everything else wet, including the lens of the camera.)

When I was a student at USC in the mid-1980s, the West Coast-based Carls Jr. chain was one of my favorite fast food joints. At the time, Carls Jr. was best-known for the innovative concept of fast food which actually tasted like food. Now they also seem to be known for edgy commercials. The most infamous ad was this one. The ostensible connection between the endorser and the product is that she is hot and the burger is hot as well (thanks to "fried jalapeƱos, onion rings, and lots of barbeque sauce.") Judging by how thin she is, she hasn't eaten very many of these things.

The ad has been denounced as "smut." I frankly wasn't aware that smut deserved to be denounced. (By the way, my novel The Forgotten Liars has a few mildly smutty passages, but no Spicy BBQ burgers. Though the characters do enjoy plenty of Sandwiches Cubanos.)

The basic marketing concept behind the ads is that Carls Jr. is the place for Young Guys on the Go who need good hot food right now. This concept kind of leaves out Gals on the Go. However, it's good that at least one fast-food chain is something more than just another wholesome place to take your kid's soccer team for a post-practice treat.

In any case, Paris Hilton is overexposed (in more than one sense of the word) but at least it is a reasonably cute person this time who is being overexposed... And eventually she will go the way of the Spice Girls...


The commercial itself is still on the internet, in the original 30-second version (as seen on TV) and an expanded 60-second version


This ad also came out in a 60 second version. For whatever reason, YouTube decided it was too hot for persons under 18. It is not much different from this 30 second version: it's just twice as much Paris and twice as much water being sprayed. You can approximate the experience of watching the long version by by watching this version twice, I guess.

(If anything, the short version is in— my opinion— more suggestive.)




Carls Jr. used to have a whole SpicyParis.com web site with all sorts of collateral on it. But then things changed.  This may or may not have had anything to do with the (slightly ironic) fact that her legal problems began when she got busted for drunk driving while en route to a rival burger joint, i.e., In-N-Out Burger.


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The Forgotten Liars