This is something which was going around the web during the 2000 Christmas season. This would have been when the US Supreme Court voted 5-4 to select George W. Bush as President of the United States.
The theft of the 2004 election was accomplished much more cleanly: the vote counts were fictitious, but Bush II's numbers were definitely higher than Kerry's!
Twelve Days of The Election
On
the first day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
An
Overseas Absentee
On the second day of
The Election
my true love sent to me:
2
Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
On
the third day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
3
Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
On
the fourth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
4
Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An
Overseas Absentee
On the fifth day of
The Election
my true love sent to me:
5
HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched
Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
On
the sixth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
6
Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third
Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
On
the seventh day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
7
Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida
Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas
Absentee
On the eighth day of The
Election
my true love sent to me:
8
Naders Nading
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING
CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and
An Overseas Absentee
On the ninth day
of The Election
my true love sent to me:
9
Partisans Yelling
8 Naders Nading
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a
Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2
Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
On
the tenth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
10
Networks Nattering
9 Partisans Yelling
8 Naders Nading
7
Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida
Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas
Absentee
On the eleventh day of The
Election
my true love sent to me:
11
Counties Counting
10 Networks Nattering
9 Partisans Yelling
8
Naders Nading
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING
CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and
An Overseas Absentee
On the twelfth
day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
12
Missing Ballots
11 Counties Counting
10 Networks Nattering
9
Partisans Yelling
8 Naders Nading
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a
Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2
Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee
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