This is something which was going around the web during the 2000 Christmas season. This would have been when the US Supreme Court voted 5-4 to select George W. Bush as President of the United States.

The theft of the 2004 election was accomplished much more cleanly: the vote counts were fictitious, but Bush II's numbers were definitely higher than Kerry's!






Twelve Days of The Election

On the first day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
An Overseas Absentee

On the second day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee


On the third day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee


On the fourth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee


On the fifth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee


On the sixth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee


On the seventh day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee


On the eighth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
8 Naders Nading
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee


On the ninth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
9 Partisans Yelling
8 Naders Nading
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee


On the tenth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
10 Networks Nattering
9 Partisans Yelling
8 Naders Nading
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee


On the eleventh day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
11 Counties Counting
10 Networks Nattering
9 Partisans Yelling
8 Naders Nading
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee


On the twelfth day of The Election
my true love sent to me:
12 Missing Ballots
11 Counties Counting
10 Networks Nattering
9 Partisans Yelling
8 Naders Nading
7 Dubyas Waving
6 Gores a Jogging
5 HANGING CHADS!
4 Florida Calls
3 Third Parties
2 Punched Holes
and An Overseas Absentee












See Also:



The
Forgotten Liars